lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

Naw. Do you want to talk about what happened?

just mostly I was trying to make plans cause I don’t want to sit around just feeling sorry for myself, but then I tried to make plans with all my friends and but they all made plans themselves and didn’t invite me. I don’t think they did it on purpose but it still sucks and pisses me off.

powderdemon:

finally convincing chris pine to let you tie him up in bed and after you tie him up and get him all hot and bothered you leave him there and go make pizza rolls and lie next to him and make him watch princess diaries 2 with you

hami-is-awesome:

I hate when people do this. A bunch of my classmates threw a going-away party for my best friend and didn’t invite me…

oh wow that sucks a lot worse, i’m sorry :(

okay fine I see literally it almost pisses me off cause like I get that i’m not a quality person but making plans with all of you guys except me and hiding it is real REAL MATURE GUYS A+ JOB

portablemiah:

talents:

• I can sleep a LOT. if you challenged me to sleep longer than you I would probably win I have never lost that particular activity
• can read clocks pretty well. if you asked me what time it was I could tell you just by looking at a clock.
• I haven’t worn a diaper since I was 2 I think
• picking up corndogs really quickly
• easy to house train
• having feet - I have almost 2 
• fruit

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

illkim:

We in the club poppin’ bottles